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Actual Politically Incorrect Advice
"He Speaks Only From His Balls and Heart" - Ann Landers
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cornfield fertilizer?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a senior in high school in a long-distance relationship. My boyfriend, "Grant," and I live two states apart and have visited each other several times. He's four years older than I am. We met three years ago, when Grant was 19 and I was 15, and became friends through Instagram. However, he had a girlfriend and we were nothing more than friends. I developed feelings, but he did not reciprocate because I was underage. Later, after he and his girlfriend brok
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this milk maid?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a new mom who is fortunate to be able to breastfeed. We've had several guests come to our house to meet the baby, and if she needs to nurse, I go to the couch and allow her to breastfeed. I don't feel the need to hide in another room in my own house when I'm comfortable on my couch with all my necessary pillows to assist. My sister wanted to bring her new boyfriend over to meet my husband, the baby and me. Before they came, she called to ask me to refrai
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this fickle pickle queen?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a woman in my late 30s. I have had a few failed relationships and a marriage that ended in divorce. At one point, I juggled three lovers at a time. I like being in a committed relationship, but I have yet to be faithful to any partner I have ever dated. In my teens, I was raped by an 18-year-old guy and molested by a man who was in his 40s. I received counseling and therapy starting in my late 20s. I love the thrill of meeting someone new and learning wh
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