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DEAR MIKE CARES: It seems I will never meet my "Mr. Right," I have been dating so many for so long I cannot tell the difference between a good man, a bad man or a decent man. Every person I'm attracted to is either in a relationship tells me I have a drinking problem or just doesn't like me. Should I keep looking for “Mr. Right” or just settle for the next man I run into? SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND. DEAR SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND: I think if you keep dri

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 35-year-old man in a gay relationship with my live-in boyfriend of 6 years. We live in my house and I am the breadwinner. My boyfriend “Neal” refuses to do laundry, dishes, or clean or cook, even though he barely works. Am I wrong to assume since he is usually home all day that he should start to contribute more? Should I ask him to move out if this continues? FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO DEAR FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO: Sounds like trouble in Homo City! I thin

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 28-year-old mother of one lovely child. After a long and costly divorce, now broke but happy, I find myself in love with a wonderful man -- my Prince Charming. We both fantasize about getting married in a beautiful church wedding with ushers, bridesmaids, organ music, etc., but as a divorced Catholic, can this be a reality? If so, what are the steps we must take to make it happen? If not, what are my options? Please help my dream come true. -- Cinderel