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DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a cleaning lady. My customers are like family to me. If I ever found drugs, cigarettes or alcohol in a minor's bedroom, I would inform the parents. Recently, however, I found used condoms and a homemade "used" sex toy. I do not know what to do. The boys are approximately 8 and 12. The older one was involved with pornography both on the cable TV and on the Internet. His parents handled it with therapy and locks on the TV and computer. Do I turn a blind ey

DEAR MIKE CARES: It seems I will never meet my "Mr. Right," I have been dating so many for so long I cannot tell the difference between a good man, a bad man or a decent man. Every person I'm attracted to is either in a relationship tells me I have a drinking problem or just doesn't like me. Should I keep looking for “Mr. Right” or just settle for the next man I run into? SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND. DEAR SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND: I think if you keep dri

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 35-year-old man in a gay relationship with my live-in boyfriend of 6 years. We live in my house and I am the breadwinner. My boyfriend “Neal” refuses to do laundry, dishes, or clean or cook, even though he barely works. Am I wrong to assume since he is usually home all day that he should start to contribute more? Should I ask him to move out if this continues? FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO DEAR FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO: Sounds like trouble in Homo City! I thin