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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this no oral-moral?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Two years before he met me, my husband of four years did something I feel was morally repugnant: He solicited a prostitute. When he committed this act, he was going through a dark period in his life. He was divorcing a woman who had cheated and left him for another man, raising his young son and dealing with immense feelings of insecurity. He told me all of this while we were dating, and I thought I would eventually get over it. However, almost five years int
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Stud stuck with a Dud?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my girlfriend for 25 years. We have never married for various reasons. She is in her 60s, and I am 13 years younger. Our sex life isn't so good anymore. As a matter of fact, it is gone. What can I do as a younger man to make her feel special again? How can I light her fire? We still sleep in the same room, but that's about it. I am not ugly, overweight or unappealing. Is there any hope for at least a slight increase in sex? All of my parts ar
Nov 102 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dick-slinging cradle robber?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a man who has worked for a large company for many years. I recently became acquainted with a newly hired woman who is beautiful, smart, funny and compassionate. We talk almost daily, and I'm becoming romantically interested in her. From her behavior, she may feel similarly. I'd like to take things to the next level by inviting her to lunch. There is one major issue: I'm in my early 70s; she's in her early 20s. I'm not sure if she's aware of the large age
Oct 302 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this jealous johnson jammer?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a man whose long-distance boyfriend of one year has a married female best friend. (She's his boss.) She is also a tobacco-addicted narcissist who drinks a lot. They chat on the phone and text for hours every day because, as he puts it, "she can't be alone." I think she uses him to compensate for her insecurities. I also think she's a bad influence on him. We see each other only every other week because of the physical distance between us, and then only f
Oct 252 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this pornless wonder?
DEAR MIKE CARES: About eight months ago, I stumbled on my husband watching online porn. He admitted to habitual use but said it was just a stress reliever and he would stop viewing it. Meanwhile, I am plagued by feelings of not being enough for him, mainly before or during sex but also at random times of the day and night. I am a small-breasted woman, and I can't stop thinking that he has seen beautiful bodies that are much more of a turn-on than mine. I am ashamed of how I l
Oct 242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this girl of his dreams?
DEAR MIKE CARESÂ I'm struggling with something that feels both silly and painful. I've developed intense feelings (maybe even "limerence")...
Sep 292 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this broke back baby maker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for three years. Most of that time, it has been perfect. Six months ago, we received...
Sep 182 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Hot for Teacher situation?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 50-year-old single mom who is extremely close with my 20-year-old daughter, who is away at college. I haven't...
Aug 302 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what's up with the Taylor/Travis hype?
DEAR MIKE CARES: What is your opinion on the Taylor Swift / Travis Kelce engagement, and why is the whole world excited about this?...
Aug 291 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this disappointed dong delver?
DEAR MIKE CARES: After years of disappointment, I finally found the man of my dreams. How do I tell him he isn't doing certain things...
Aug 221 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tit for tat twat?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently spent weeks caring for my mom in hospice. I was holding her hand when she took her last breath. I had...
Aug 182 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this AA rat queen?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I went to dinner with a friend who had told me a couple of years ago that he was an alcoholic and had gone into rehab....
Jul 241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mother of fuit-nut?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have suspected for many years that my son is gay. I don't understand why he would feel he can't talk to me about his...
Jul 112 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this retirement ruining dry-wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am 57 and have been married for 32 years to my husband, who retired from his full-time job last year. I still work...
Jul 92 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this rocking granny?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been having a friend-with-benefits relationship with a man I'll call "Gene." We are both in our 80s. He lives an...
Jun 252 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this twisted sister?
DEAR MIKE CARES: When my sister remarried two years ago, her new husband did not want to raise her son from a previous marriage. In those...
Jun 232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this not so grand-mother?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm blessed at 38 to have my first and likely only grandbaby. She's PERFECT. My daughter, "Robin," is stressed. She's...
Jun 202 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this grieving gash-hound?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I lost my wife of 20 years four months ago after a prolonged illness. I retired at 62 and became her primary caretaker....
Jun 162 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. IM Asnoop?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have many reasons not to trust my husband. We have been together going on six years, married for 3 1/2 of them. I...
Jun 132 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man-less sex problem?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married for 22 years. It was a normal relationship, and I was very happy. However, over the last 12 years,...
Jun 71 min read
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