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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tween-weaning half mom?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My 12-year-old daughter has a girlfriend she's been "dating" for about eight months. I assume they're not sexually...
Apr 122 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. Kinda Very Attractive"
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I've been with my husband for 19 years, and we have established a loving, stable relationship despite some very...
Apr 112 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this sloppy seconds seeker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my Hispanic boyfriend for 3 1/2 years. Before me, he was known for sleeping around. He has never...
Apr 92 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dateless bridal to-beast?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My fiancé and I are going back and forth about setting a date for our wedding. We have begun arguing lately about normal...
Apr 82 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this service seeking silly Sally?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I was invited to my niece's wedding, and we immediately RSVP'd "yes." I was also invited by her sister to her bridal...
Mar 242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this husband of a Dirty Mom?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I am married with two children, 6 and 4. I love them and my wife. When I met her, I knew she was a little messy. I am...
Mar 222 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wife of a robe wearing phallic-flopper?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I returned from an errand this morning, and my husband was across the street from our house wearing only a robe, naked...
Mar 121 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tricky husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My wife and I have not had sex for the last four years. I'm not a perfect husband. I have made my share of mistakes --...
Feb 191 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cockless wife?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband, "Leon," and I have been together for 13 years. He is bisexual with gay-leaning tendencies. I knew this when...
Feb 122 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this lunchroom stalker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I had a close friendship with a co-worker. We used to have lunch together and shared many personal and intimate stories....
Feb 62 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ties cutting wife?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband hates my special needs sister. He allowed her to come on one short vacation but said she was awful, annoying...
Feb 42 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mental man beater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My first marriage lasted 31 years. He was a nice man but a lousy husband. He died after a long illness. A year later, I...
Jan 242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this master wife bater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my wife for 10 years. She is the first and only woman I have ever been with. I continue finding...
Jan 231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this old gray mare?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and have what I consider to be a happy marriage. My question concerns...
Jan 102 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cock tucking man wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a gay male and have been with my husband for many years now, married six of them. Every time an issue comes up,...
Jan 71 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this great dad seeking sex-slave?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband and I will soon celebrate our 11th anniversary. Together since we were 19, we're now in our mid-30s with two...
Dec 10, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ball-busting future divorcee?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I just turned 29. My partner, "Jeremy," and I have been together for six years and have talked about getting engaged. He...
Dec 9, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Cunt-Chocula?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for 15 years. He made a resolution to go on a diet and cut out sweets. However, I...
Dec 2, 20241 min read
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If you hear any of these at Thanksgiving your family is more dysfunctional than you think...
"The only dark meat P-Diddy will be getting this year will be from his cell mate." "Now that bitcoin hit $95k I feel a little better...
Nov 28, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this father of a bitch-boy?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My son and his wife have been married for three years and have an 8-month-old son. She stays home to care for the baby....
Nov 25, 20242 min read
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