Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dirty minded cleaning lady?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a cleaning lady. My customers are like family to me. If I ever found drugs, cigarettes or alcohol in a minor's bedroom, I would inform the parents. Recently, however, I found used condoms and a homemade "used" sex toy. I do not know what to do. The boys are approximately 8 and 12. The older one was involved with pornography both on the cable TV and on the Internet. His parents handled it with therapy and locks on the TV and computer. Do I turn a blind eye and mind my own business? Even with drugs and alcohol, should I look the other way? Any advice would be helpful. -- CLEANING LADY IN N.Y.

DEAR CLEANING LADY IN N.Y.: If you weren’t a cleaning lady I would ask you how you knew the sex toy was “used.” Either way between the sex toy and the used condom it surely sounds like a sticky situation.  Nobody likes a rat, so rather than dropping a dime on this dildoing duo I think exposing their goods by stashing them somewhere the parents will find them might be best. Be careful though, if the father finds the dildo first he might think his wife isn’t satisfied and you may wind up with more dirty sheets than you are used to. Of course, if the wife finds the used condom you might find yourself testifying at their divorce rather than doing extra loads of laundry. There really is no clean way to get involved. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com