Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give this EBT queen?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have a real problem with my cousin and her husband. I have two sons, 13 and 14, and both are on the autism spectrum. I home school, so we live on their disability. We also receive food stamps. My cousin and her husband live in the same town and stop by unannounced, but only at dinnertime after we've gotten our food stamps. I told them this has to stop. Our food stamps barely cover us for a month, honestly. They told me I was rude and they keep coming! What else can I do to get them to stop, besides yell at them? -- TAKING CARE OF MY OWN

DEAR TAKING CARE OF MY OWN:  Y’all sound like a bunch of elephant sized half-wits living in a condemned trailer park in some flyover state that reeks of chicken shit and methane gas. Rather than fight with your inbred cousins over hot dogs, grape drink and Twinkies every time your EBT card gets loaded, why don’t you consider getting a job? Why don’t you send your drooling brain-dead sons to a public school where most of the kids are also on the “spectrum,” and roll your fat ass down to the nearest employment office and start contributing to your family and society rather than sucking on the state titty for free money and food. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram, Reddit, Substack and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com