Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Saucy Susan?

DEAR MIKE CARES: It seems I will never meet my "Mr. Right," I have been dating so many for so long I cannot tell the difference between a good man, a bad man or a decent man. Every person I'm attracted to is either in a relationship tells me I have a drinking problem or just doesn't like me. Should I keep looking for “Mr. Right” or just settle for the next man I run into?  SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND.

DEAR SUSAN IS TIRED OF DATING IN MARYLAND: I think if you keep drinking, you’re definitely going to run into something, whether it’s another strange cock or a telephone pole will depend on the amount of sauce you guzzled. But seriously folks, if I were as desperate, drunk and delusional as yourself, I would do my best to latch onto the next "Mr. Right" you run into that can still look you in the eyes in the morning, bloodshot or not. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com