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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tri-sexual pronoun lover? *case of the Sunday phone calls.
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm new to the LGBTQ+ community and finding it tough. I'm torn between living a happy life or being around my family,...
May 20, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Enabling Enabler? *case of the colander killer.
DEAR MIKE CARES: When my husband, "Wayne," and I were dating 15 years ago, he would occasionally get angry and stalk off or bust a bag of...
May 19, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give Mr. Can't Pleasure?
DEAR MIKE CARES: After 10 years of being with my wife, including eight years of marriage, I accidentally discovered she was having...
May 2, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this note hating wife?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I've been married to my husband for 40 (long) years. Whenever I do something wrong, I get a note on the kitchen counter....
Apr 30, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cry-baby mother? *case of the delusional couch potato
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been divorced for nine years. Before that I was a stay-at-home mom raising four children. I had an in-home...
Apr 25, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this "lady killer?"
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a 68-year-old married man with no close friends. I worked for 35 years in my family-owned bar and restaurant, until...
Apr 13, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give to this "husband?" *case of the lonely girly-man.
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I'm in a sexless 25-year marriage. It was not always this way, but any intimacy has been over for more than a decade. My...
Apr 11, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give to the guy who wouldn't die?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I have been married for 28 years. Last year I was diagnosed with cancer. It was discovered because of a seizure I had at...
Apr 1, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the lonely sports guy? case of the NFL blues
DEAR MIKE CARES: My best friend since the 9th grade and I have always watched NFL football on Sundays. We have watched through the births...
Mar 31, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man orrrrrrr girl? case of the leg rubber
DEAR MIKE CARES: Years ago, my spouse's friend "Valerie" invited us to lunch. I had never met her, but had previous contact with her...
Mar 30, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this 40 year old virgin?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I am a single man who recently turned 40. I am looking to find a wife who, like myself, has never been married and has...
Mar 29, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitch wife? case of the laundry blues
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband is an outdoor enthusiast and has a group of guys he goes hunting with every year. One of them has started...
Mar 28, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dopey broad? *case of the sex lunch
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I have known my husband for 10 years. We have been married for four. We love each other very much, but I did something...
Mar 12, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the grandma to close down the pussy palace?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My daughter and her husband have been together for 10 years, married for three of them. They have a 1-year-old daughter....
Mar 8, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the wife of this momma's boy?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband speaks to his mom every morning. For the past couple of months, her health has been failing, and she spends...
Mar 6, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give a married woman seeking "mantiques?"
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I am an unhappily married woman with young children. I am attracted to a friend of mine and my husband's, but he is also...
Mar 2, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this blossoming twat-zilla?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My niece, who is engaged, is blossoming into a full-fledged bridezilla. She has upset her mother so deeply that she may...
Mar 1, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this question? *case of the brain-dead Zen mother
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My sister has become very interested in Zen meditation. I'm afraid she has become obsessed with it. She spent a week at...
Feb 27, 20242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Fucktard's question? *case of the tail wagging the wife
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been together almost 20 years. I used to be happy in our relationship, but over the last year or...
Feb 26, 20241 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the holiday meal martyr.
DEARÂ ABBY: My husband and I have been married three years, and we generally trade off spending holidays with each of our families....
Feb 25, 20242 min read
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