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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this needling nitwit?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I've been seeing "Pete" for eight months. He has been divorced for the last 15 years. He has two grown children and...
Sep 6, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this madame ovary?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 37-year-old woman with a very supportive husband. I love him dearly, but I have some concerns. We have no...
Sep 5, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this parasitic whine maker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently scheduled a last-minute consultation with my doctor that might result in surgery. My husband has a meeting...
Aug 30, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this egg wielding nit-wit?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for two years, together for five. He's a wonderful man I love dearly. I always felt...
Aug 26, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Texas Twink?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a single man, and have been for 15 years. A year ago, I met a guy, "Josh," and we fell in love. He lived 240 miles...
Aug 21, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Hen in this Fox house?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband of 25 years and I have become political opposites over the past several years. We watch different news...
Aug 18, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give these bi-hating parents?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Three days before my daughter "Ginger's" wedding, her fiance called to announce that he could not marry her because...
Aug 16, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mary Menopause?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My boyfriend is 18 years younger than I am. Our relationship hasn't been perfect, but I love him to death....
Aug 10, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bi-curious wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: During my entire 40-year marriage, I have wondered if my husband is bisexual. He met his friend "Ernie" around the same...
Aug 9, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dogged woman hater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: What is this thing about dogs? I see women on dating sites saying, "You must love my dog," and I find it really...
Aug 6, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this delusional parent?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My son married a girl from Taiwan. She's sweet but very uncultured. I have tried for more than 10 years to get along...
Aug 5, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this maybe?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently made plans with a friend. A couple days beforehand, when I texted her asking if we were still on, she told me...
Aug 4, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the father of the stud?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My 25-year-old son lives with his two girlfriends, who are also romantically involved with each other, one is pregnant,...
Aug 2, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this brain-dead love doll?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been in a relationship with "Ben" for 13 years, but I have been to his parents' home only twice. I really love...
Jul 31, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wicked white widow?
DEAR MIKE CARES: How do I ask my family to stop worrying about me? I was widowed three years ago after a 28-year relationship. My sisters...
Jul 30, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this snore-whore?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my husband, "Mark," for 13 years. During this time, I have realized that marrying him was a...
Jul 22, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ungrateful ball-buster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for 10 years, together for 12. We have no children together, but I have four from a...
Jul 20, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ball-less husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Last week my wife and I were at a local function. During intermission, a man walked up behind my wife and placed his...
Jul 18, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this guy who brings home the bacon and frys it up in a pan?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my current wife for 12 years after a terrible divorce. She is very kind. The problem is, I work 40 to...
Jul 17, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Pushy Patty?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My parents are in their 70s. They live in a retirement community. As they have gotten older, they have become more...
Jul 12, 20241 min read
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