Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this?

DEAR ABBY: Since my divorce, I have started dating again. I was seeing a firefighter until I realized he was married with kids. Yes, I was angry with him for hiding the truth from me from the start. Then I started dating another guy I thought was the one for me. I even had him move in with me.

At the beginning things went well, but now he has started to change. He doesn't pay as much attention to me as he did, and he thinks when I point out something I'm not comfortable with that I am trying to start a fight, which I'm not.

Since COVID started and I got injured and haven't been able to work, his attitude has been very off with me. Unless it's all about him or his job, he doesn't talk to me. My kids don't like him as much as they did, either.

I never lost touch with the firefighter. He is deeply in love with me, and I do still love him. He says when I kick the current man out he would move in and take care of me and treat me the way I should be treated. If the firefighter moves in, would that make me a homewrecker? He has told me he and his wife aren't doing well as a couple. I'm confused. I was very happy with him and also happy with the man who moved in with me -- at first -- but no more. What should I do? -- THINKING TWICE

DEAR THINKING TWICE: There are two facts about relationships that I feel very strongly, 1) most women are week hearted, dopey, and vulnerable, and 2) most men are simple-minded, confused and very easily pussy whipped-able. So, you were stupid enough to have an affair with a married man (we all know you kept banging him after you found out) and then you chose Mr. Rightnow to move in with you and your kids, now you want to trade in Mr. Rightnow for Mr. Firefighter who used to make you very happy vs. just regular happy. Here is a thought, get rid of the simple-minded man who your kids don’t like, have your brain jump started and close down the Vagina factory for awhile. If Mr. Firefighter shows up with his hose in his hands, let him know the fire in your pants has been put out and direct him back to the firehouse not your bedroom.

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