Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of Mr. Boner

DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my second wife for 10 years. Most everything is fine, but we have one area of conflict. It is regarding her daughter, my stepdaughter, who has grown from a cute little 9-year-old into a beautiful 19-year-old. The problem is her attire around the house. She routinely wears a sports bra and panties around the house (around me). I find it distracting, to say the least. I have discussed it with her mother, but she sees nothing wrong with it, probably because she dresses pretty much the same way. I can’t get my wife to understand that what might be OK for her is inappropriate for her daughter. What should I do? By the way, I have never said or done anything inappropriate, but I find myself taking a look at her more often than I should. Help! -- STEPDAD WHO SEES IN TEXAS

DEAR STEPDAD WHO SEES IN TEXAS: Since the age of consent in Texas is 17, we salute you for being so patient. Your stepdaughter is not a blood relative, she is a ripe, cockteasing, future slut second wife (like her mom) who knows precisely what she is doing strutting past you each day in her chase me fuck me outfits. If your wife has no problem with it, and your stepslut has no problem with it, I think it may be time for Mr. Boner to make an appearance to see if this is a sex show or just a peep show. If Mr. Boner’s appearance is not met with a shriek and running from the room, then you my friend have entered the Pornhub Zone. Road sign up ahead “Fuck City” next exit.

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