Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? * case of the cock hungry ex

DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been together more than 20 years. Our relationship grew stale over time, and a couple of years ago, she decided to leave me. However, over the few years, even though she has had several lovers, we have started to get close again.

The problem is, I really love her and want her back as my girlfriend, but she sees this as a casual relationship, which leaves me feeling hurt. For example, she doesn't see a problem with having a long conversation with another lover while she's at my house. When she realizes that I'm hurt, she gets exasperated and says she feels like she has to "walk on eggshells" around me. Is it me? Is there a path forward? -- STRANGE SITUATION IN FLORIDA

DEAR STRANGE SITUATION IN FLORIDA: Your wife dumped you after 20 years and has added you to her list of “several lovers,” and now you want her back? Unless you are fat, bald, covered in burns, bound to wheelchair and have perpetual bad gas you should dump that cockaholic and move on, in any direction. Where are your Man-ers? (traits that allow you to stand up proudly as a man, not a pussy-whipped girly-man) Your girlfriend is clearly not a one-man gal, she likes to sling that furry lap flounder around like a drunken pole-dancer in a crowd of $100 bill spewing Saudi businessmen. The path forward? Yes, any broad that looks in your direction will be better choice than hoping your ex will give up her penis-gobbling lifestyle for a “hurt” sissy like you. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com