Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dining lounge lizard

DEAR ABBY: Is there a rule of etiquette for changing seats in a bar setting? I enjoy going out to eat occasionally and, when I do, I like to sit at the bar and eat while having a drink. It seems lately, more often than not, I'm asked to move down a seat or two to accommodate another two or three people. Depending on my mood, I may or may not do it. Since this happens to me quite frequently, I am declining more and more often. Either way, I think it's rude to ask a stranger to move just so the other party can have enough seats. By the way, I have moved out of courtesy if I am not eating, but to ask me to move while I'm eating is unacceptable. Your thoughts? -- IN PLACE IN KENTUCKY

DEAR IN PLACE IN KENTUCKY: Bar seating is always a first come first serve situation, and if there are seating issues the bartender will bring them to your attention. However, you sound like an obstinate prick and a cry-baby, obviously without any friends who likes taking your loser-ness out on couples and groups wanting to sit next to each other. I wonder how many friendly groups of people you offended between the time you wrote this doucheknob letter and today!

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