Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the gay cover up

DEAR ABBY: I’m a gay man who has been in a relationship with “Jake” for 42 years. We have had many difficult relationship challenges, but we have always stayed together and recently got married. Our current issue is the thermostat. Jake is cold when the temperature in the summer is set lower than 75 degrees. I suggest he use more covers or clothes to stay warm since I cannot do anything more than throw off all the covers and lie there sweating. He insists I'm being unreasonable for wanting to have a cooler bedroom. I know sleep experts recommend sleeping temperatures in the 60-degree range. I can deal with warmer temps than that, but 75 is hot! How can I communicate that he can cover up to be comfortable, while I cannot uncover any more? -- HOT IN SOUTH CAROLINA

DEAR HOT IN SOUTH CAROLINA: You know advice columns are to help others who read columns and can relate to both the questions and answers, right? You two semen slurpers seeking advice on room temperature during your late-night elderly queer cuddling episodes does not necessarily interest our readers. So next time you seek advice, you should focus on real problems facing aging queens in the bedroom, like how to stuff a wet noodle into a worn-out balloon knot.

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