Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the I should have put out

DEAR ABBY: I am 36, still single and depressed about it. I recently met someone who seemed perfect. He has his own place with laundry facilities, and his job is the kind where he doesn't have a bunch of other people in his life. So when he asked me over, I went. I thought because our friends and family were similar, his values would be, too. I expected he would want to get to know me and have a conversation, but he went right for kissing. I'm so disappointed. Then he told me he doesn't want a relationship! Why did he do that? Why do they want to kiss but then not have a relationship? Does he prefer to sit home each night alone and enjoy someone only on Saturdays? What IS that?

I want someone all the time in my life, like a married couple has. My parents are still together. They had a few problems along the way, but they are still together. Why are the men I meet not marriage material? -- ON WRONG PATH IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR ON WRONG PATH IN PENNSYLVANIA: Men are simple, you should have let him hump your brains out and you’d probably be married today with your own few problems along the way. I guess the real disappointment is that you’ll never be able to use his laundry facilities.

Good Luck and Keep in Touch With Yourself! Dear Mike Cares is also on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com