Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby" *case of the sexting wife slut

DEAR ABBY: I found out today that my wife was sexting with a man in another state. His girlfriend sent me a message, which included a series of screenshots. I had confronted my wife regarding this prior to receiving the messages, but she swore she had sent only one topless photo and nothing else. After I reviewed the messages, I saw much more.

She claims "she doesn't remember everything," which I find hard to believe. Worse, they had planned to meet. She claims she didn't, but I saw a message saying that once I went back home (we were visiting her parents), she would stay an extra week with our son so he could "spend more time with the grandparents" -- and she could maneuver to meet up with him. She claims she didn't, but I can't believe her based upon her lying repeatedly about this.

We have a child together, so I don't want to walk away, but I'm deeply hurt and no longer trust her. I know you will recommend marriage counseling, but beyond that process, is there anything I should do? -- LOST IN THE EAST

DEAR LOST IN THE EAST: Your wife is a dirty lying slut, but, presumably a good mother? If that is the case there is only one thing for you to do, sorry, two things. 1) take some pictures of Mr. Johnson and send them to the man in question and let him know that you and your slut wife are major swingers and bi-sexual, and let him know that you can’t wait to mount him from behind like drunken stallion at a petting zoo. 2) get hold of his girlfriend and let her know that you and she should meet asap at the cheesiest hot pillow joint midway between your crib and hers, let her know you will bring a case of malt liquor and some glow in the dark condoms. I wish you the best and implore you to say hi to your child before you leave for work tomorrow, because cheating slut wives make great adversaries in family court.

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