Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the slipper shoppers

DEAR ABBY: I am 4'11" and wear a size 5 shoe. Yesterday, my husband and I went to a department store to buy a pair of slippers for him that were on sale. The slippers were kept where socks are sold (not in the shoe section), so there was no chair for him to sit on to try them on like there is in the shoe section. (He has balance issues.)

I then went to check out shoes for myself in the shoe section, and guess what? The rack was so high, I couldn't reach the box, let alone see what was in them. This has happened to me several times. Short people wear small-sized shoes. And, as you can guess, the largest size was on the bottom. I'm sure shoppers who wear large sizes don't appreciate having to drop to the floor to get their shoes. Is anyone thinking out there? It's just common sense. What say you? -- SMALL GAL IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR SMALL GAL IN PENNSYLVANIA:  I find your story fascinating, not because your story is compelling, but because I wonder my fuck-tard assistant would allow such a redonkulous letter to slip through.  This is an advice column for people seeking advice, not midgets with drunk husbands to ask my opinion of the floor display of some 1980s department store.  Ever hear of Amazon?  In the future if you want to change the world you live in try running for office, unless of course you find the podiums too high to address the four or five people in your audience desperate enough to show up for your campaign speeches. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com