Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the twisted sister

DEAR ABBY: My mother and I are super close. I consider her my best friend. My brother, not so much. He ignores my texts and calls, and I know of any news about him only via our mom. My parents divorced when we were very young. When my father passed recently, he left me a decent-sized inheritance, and my brother $500.00. (They were estranged.) I took the inheritance and the equity in my house, bought a new one, and need to finance only a small amount to remodel. Mom doesn't understand why I didn't share my inheritance with my brother and says she doesn't want to talk about it anymore. I am excited about my upcoming move and the furniture shopping and remodeling. It's killing me that I can't talk to my best friend about it. I tried explaining that giving money to my brother would be taken out of my loan, which I would have to repay with interest. She doesn't want to hear it. Can you give me some advice? -- MISSING MY BESTIE IN ARIZONA

DEAR MISSING MY BESTIE IN ARIZONA: Your father left you lots of money and completely dissed your brother, and rather than doing the right thing you decided to keep it all so you could upgrade your home and life and now want everyone around you to not think you are a self-centered twat? That’s asking a lot. Your bestie and your brother are probably besties now, probably hanging out together making fun of you and your new found wealth. Why don’t you keep the magic going, find a nice homeless couple to join you on your remodeling and furniture shopping adventures. When you finish just drop them off at the shelter and go back to your new home and get used to wander about talking to yourself.

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