Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the wandering husband

DEAR ABBY: My husband is desperate for women's attention, and I'm sure he'd cheat on me the instant he had the chance. We have been together for 12 years. When we met, he was 24 and I was 31. I realize now that while I have had four long-term relationships and a fair share of sexual partners, my husband has had little sexual experience outside of our relationship. Any time he's around women, whether I am there or not, he makes it a point to strike up a conversation or gain their attention. It doesn't matter if they're young or old, attractive or not. He has fostered many "friendships" with women I don't know, like gas station attendants or his employer's office staff. He swears he has never cheated, and I have never found any solid proof other than pornography. I just can't shake this feeling that he needs or wants to experience other women, and I don't know what to do. Please help. -- MORE EXPERIENCED IN SOUTH DAKOTA

DEAR MORE EXPERIENCED IN SOUTH DAKOTA:  I think your “feelings” are mostly about your complete and total insecurity as a spouse. You may think you are this big experienced “woe-man” feeling sorry for your inexperienced lover of a husband, when in reality you’re not giving him what he wants or needs.  If this guy is hitting on anything with a pair of hooters or a worn-out lap flounder, then maybe you need to rethink your approach to being a good wife.  I would suggest you stop waiting around for him to cheat on you and focus on blowjobs, back-rubs, and hot meals. Men are pretty simple, lazy and primitive, even a nut-job like you could probably blind his wandering eyes with some lingerie, whiskey and phony attention. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com