Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *the case of the nutty cheerleader

DEAR ABBY: Recently I have found myself in a difficult spot. My whole life I dreamed about marrying a college football player and, for the past eight months, I have been in a serious relationship with one. Last week he called me and told me we should take a break.

Immediately afterward, I have met up with a close friend from high school, and I think I may be developing feelings for him. He doesn't have the great looks my boyfriend has, but he is much kinder to me and he treats me right.

I'm stuck because my boyfriend called me last night saying he wants to talk over dinner, and I think he wants to get back together. Should I stick with my longtime, super-good-looking boyfriend, or leave him for the guy I know will treat me right? -- HARD CHOICE IN THE WEST

DEAR HARD CHOICE IN THE WEST: If your entire life will be fulfilled by marrying a college football player you probably have a brain-tumor, I am surprised it took him eight months to figure it out. He probably needs a break from the pom-poms you carry around and the incessant cheerleader uniforms you insist on wearing.

As to life after college, well, this poor bastard is likely thinking about the NFL or any job that takes him at least 1000 miles from your front porch. The fact that you “immediately” met up with a new guy pretty much sums up your true disposition, “any cock in a storm.” I say let the super-good-looking boyfriend be free to score touchdowns with as many real cheerleaders as possible and you stick with the ugly runt of a water boy who you know will “treat you right.”

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