Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *the case of the work place shootout.

DEAR ABBY: I’m a 40-year-old wife and mother, married for 23 years. I have never been unfaithful. I never even thought of another man until a few months ago. Then, boom! It happened. I have fallen in love with my boss, “Tony.” He is four years younger than my husband, and he’s married. When I told him how I feel, at first he was shocked and not very interested. Now he’s had time to think about it, and he’s starting to show some interest.

I am afraid of what may happen if he asks me out. What should I do? Should I go out with him? Is it possible to love one man and also be in love with another? I’m so crazy about Tony that it hurts. I think about him all the time and even dream about him. (I have been known to talk in my sleep.) When I’m making love to my husband, Tony’s on my mind. Please tell me what to do. — MISERABLY IN LOVE IN MISSOURI

DEAR MISERABLY IN LOVE IN MISSOURI: There is nothing wrong with having a good old affair with your boss, although talking in your sleep could be a problem. If you start watching The Sopranos, you can explain the pillow humping Tony talk. As to having an affair, I think you already know that banging a married man makes you not only a lying slut, but also makes you a home-wrecker, so plenty of people will be waiting in the rage-cage to explode.

In Missouri I assume everyone carries guns, so you, Tony, your husband, and his wife might try and end the love madness with a workplace shoot out. I guess this all sounds quite exciting when you start adding up the drama, but once the dust settles, the body count is finished, and some are in jail, you are probably going think back and wonder if this chapter of your life could have been avoided.

Remember, the power of a single pickle tickle is often overlooked during the hot, wet, seeking of short-term physical pleasure. My advice, the best way to avoid all the marital and legal rage is to make sure Tony keeps his snake in his cage.

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