Dear Mike Cares, How would you answer this Dear Amy?

Dear Amy:

I am a divorced 52-year-old woman who is experiencing a disturbing situation. Men I meet for possible relationships have what I describe as argumentative personalities. They are never agreeable with any topics that come up in conversation. The topics range from personal decisions to politics to differences between men and women.

These men come across as misogynistic, condescending, critical of everything around them, and yet they see themselves as decent, normal, good guys who know how to treat women. They couldn’t be more wrong. They often present topics that are inflammatory and then say women can’t handle the conversations because we are too caught up in our feelings.

I don’t entertain these men for long, but I keep having these experiences. Just what has happened to the art of decent conversation? After talking to these men for a short period of time the focus turns away from seeking companionship to sparring partners.

I don’t understand it and it is very frustrating. What is this phenomenon?

– Missing the Art of Conversation

DEAR MISSING THE ART OF CONVERSATION:

I think I found the phenomenon and I think I can help you understand things.

Paragraph two, the first four words: “They are never agreeable…” I think the most frustrating aspect to your story is you believe the men are the problem and not you. Have you tried just being a nice lady and not a confrontational feminazi? Perhaps more lady-like behavior would lead to a good sexual shellacking, something you clearly need.

On your dating app profile I think rather than describing yourself as a single female seeking good conversation and possible relationship you should add a disclaimer that is truly honest and to the point, something that will warn the poor bastard sitting across from you that he is going to need at least 5 drinks just to keep from blowing his brains out.

I think something like this would be best to put on your profile: DISCLAIMER: I Hate Trump, men who don’t listen, guns, trucks, sports, red meat, chest hair, muscles, police, regular white people, America, porn, and anyone that doesn’t believe in full term abortions, black lives matter or that female athletes should get equal pay.

You probably will find yourself with less dates, but maybe being alone and frustrated is exactly what you need, I can assure you the less men you come in contact with the better for the male population. Oh, what’s that? You don’t agree?

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