Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Prudence? *case of the devil-daughter.

Dear Prudence,

We recently went to a clinical psychologist to help save our family. We were worried about our daughter, and she asked for counseling. Without going into all the details of her habitual lying and reckless behavior that is out of her norm, the doctor turned to my daughter and told her she was absolutely perfect! Repeatedly. Praising her about all she has accomplished on her own, by herself, because she’s perfect. That the world has changed, and it’s all our fault, and then repeated numerous times with hand gestures that we are strangling her.

I’m not perfect by any means, but this doctor just ruined our family, as my daughter got up and walked out on top of the world and never looked back! Is this normal for a counselor? We are lost and only wanted help for our young adult daughter who right now is a danger to herself.

— Bad Session

Dear Bad Session: Obviously you are leaving out all the real issues, like you and your spouse feel violated because your daughter watches Tik-Tok rather than studies The Bible, and she wears tight jeans rather than ankle length skirts, and she tried smoking pot with her friends rather than helped seniors citizens at the library.

You also likely left out the fact that you lock her in her bedroom until Satan leaves her body. So, basically, the doctor saw through all your craziness and embraced your daughter’s normalcy and rather than continued listening to the real crazy in the room (your spouse and you) she dismissed your daughter under the pretense of “Perfect.”

Thankfully the headshrinker set your daughter free and provided you and your spouse with a real ruined family, just the two of you.

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