Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Prudence? *case of the icing on the cake

Dear Prudence, Four years ago, my sweet and loving husband, the awesome father of our three children, was struck down by brain cancer and suffered brain trauma following emergency surgery. I’ve cared for him at home, dealing with the hassles of hospitals, insurance, family drama (his parents blame me for his health issues). He will never recover and he is declining. It is like being married to a 41-year-old Alzheimer’s patient. He does not remember me, our long marriage, or our kids. I’m trying to place him in a nursing home, but there are waiting lists. About a year ago, I met a man who was genuine and kind. As the friendship grew, he began helping with my kids, even helping my husband by playing music and visiting with him. My boyfriend knows I am committed to giving my husband the care he deserves and respects that this is a package deal. Once my husband can be placed in a good facility, I will pursue divorce, while making sure he is properly cared for until he passes on. My boyfriend and I recently found out that, despite using protection, I’m pregnant. We are excited, as once I am legally able, we want to marry. My family is not happy, as in their eyes this is not appropriate, and they have been icing me out. They adored my husband, and have had little chance to get to know my boyfriend, since I live in another state. How can I smooth over my relationship with my family?

Dear Cheating Wife of Dying Husband: If I believed in Heaven and Hell I would bet heavy on a very hot and uncomfortable afterlife for you. I cannot believe your family does not endorse your need to get fucked like a cheerleader while you deal with “the hassles” of caring for your “loving husband” and your kids “awesome father.” I wish you all the luck of putting your husband in a good facility, hopefully before he notices the fact that you are pregnant and that his dick has been in a coma for four years. Enjoy the family “icing,” it will spread nicely on the cake of deceit, and despicable selfishness you have baked.

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