Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this question?

DEAR ABBY: I feel uncomfortable when people end conversations with "I love you." It creeps me out when a man does it. I always thought those words were reserved for someone you are intimate with, such as a spouse or possibly one's children. Am I wrong to think "I love you" has become meaningless from overuse? Or am I just a weird guy? -- UNCOMFORTABLE IN TEXAS

DEAR UNCOMFORTABLE IN TEXAS: I love your question. I honestly would love to know a little more about you because I would really love to help. But all in all, I agree. But, it all boils down to context. If a guy looks you in the eyes, smiles and says “I love you,” you should kick him in the balls and slap his face. If a guy says “I love you bro,” you high-five him, and maybe give him a bro hug. If a girl says “I love you” after the first date, immediately move out of state. If your mother says “I love you,” you are supposed to say I love you back. If your dad or son says “I love you” it’s supposed to be a little awkward…I usually just mumble “right back at you.” If your pet says “I love you,” lay off the weed for awhile. At this point in my life when anyone says I love you I simply reply “what’s not to love?” and then give them a good flight attendant “Buh-Bye!”

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