Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this question?

DEAR ABBY: My strongest "love language" is physical touch. For 23 years, my husband gave hugs galore to any and every woman, but never to me. The word "never" is not an exaggeration. He has recently begun to change and try to be better. Now he does hug me as much as I want. But when he hugs other women, it still feels like a knife through my heart.

He says the hugs mean nothing to him, but I question why, if they were so insignificant, he couldn't give me even one for more than two decades? How do I get over feeling hurt when he hugs other women? Is there something wrong with my perspective on this? I'm not sure if I'm being too sensitive. -- FINALLY WORTH HUGGING

DEAR FINALLY WORTH HUGGING: So you spent every day and night with your husband, meals, travel, family, sex, for 23 years but he didn’t hug you? You are not being too sensitive, because you are mentally ill and don’t have a grip on reality. Did you ever think that he was hugging the other women because he is a dirty pervert with sexual fantasy syndrome? Perhaps you should reach out to all the hug recipients to see how many boners entered the equation. Once you have a firm boner (pun intended) list you can narrow down who he was slipping the high-hard one to and really get to the bottom of your hug-less marriage issues. So for now, the language of Hugs not Drugs will get you through the day.

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