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DEAR ABBY: Although my husband and I are no longer in a romantic relationship, we are what I call "life partners." After cancer left him impotent, he rejected any physical affection at all. I had an extramarital affair which lasted four years. My boyfriend passed away last year. I have no desire to be physically involved with my husband, but I do miss being affectionate and in a romantic (not necessarily

I feel empty, and I'm not sure if we should be considering divorce or continue in our day-to-day routine of being socially close but otherwise distant. We no longer share the same bedroom and we touch each other rarely. He has recently become more verbally and emotionally abusive during arguments, which may be the result of his recently reconnecting with his felon brother who had assaulted his wife. I'm not sure what direction to go. -- HOPELESS IN PENNSYLVANIA

DEAR HOPELESS IN PENNSYLVANIA: If you ever get re-married make sure you wedding vows add the following clause “Till Death To Us Part, Unless My Husband Gets Cancer and his Dick No Longer Works then it’s okay to get a little tube-steak on the side!” I love the way you blame his verbal abuse on his brother, “the felon.” Denial is a very long river in Egypt, it definitely has nothing to do with you, your neglect, or your cheating. If you “feel empty” perhaps you could fill your life with helping others in need and feeling gratified, rather than filling your life with strange cock and feeling satisfied. |||Good Luck, and Keep in Touch. Dear Mike Cares is also on Snapchat, Twitter, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com |||