Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this question?

DEAR ABBY: I'm a 56-year-old man who has been with a great guy, age 50, for 20 years. We were married two years ago. He's a professor; I'm a clinician. We have spent the last 20 years building a beautiful life advancing our careers, traveling to 80 countries, wining and dining in the best places in the world and cultivating long-lasting friendships with people all over the planet.

Five years ago, I felt a sense of emptiness in spite of our happiness and talked to him about children. He was adamantly opposed. I let it go, but now that emptiness is tearing me up inside. I am at the point of giving up my life with him to have a child on my own via adoption or IVF with a surrogate. His biggest issue is how his comfortable life will be changed forever. My issue is getting those last few drops of unfulfilled happiness before it's too late. Please advise. -- HAPPY BUT INCOMPLETE

DEAR HAPPY BUT INCOMPLETE: Your ball gargling boyfriend is a self-centered queen, it’s better he stays away from children, especially boys! My advice to you is to stay away from adopting, the world does not need another confused child wondering why there are two fathers in their life both acting like bitches. If you are looking for a “last few drops” of unfulfilled happiness try helping the needy, the homeless, the aged, or volunteer at some silly dog shelter. Don’t worry, there is plenty of time left for a 56 year old to find true love in the ass of a new man.

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