Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give a married woman seeking "mantiques?"

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am an unhappily married woman with young children. I am attracted to a friend of mine and my husband's, but he is also married. He's an elderly gentlemen, and I can't tell for sure if he has feelings for me, but sometimes I suspect it. He has made me jewelry and gifts, and I've caught him looking at me a few times.

We have exchanged messages on social media and he often asks me questions about myself -- what I like, etc. He's just so quiet that I can't tell if it all means anything. I could never leave my husband and break up my family, and I could never break up someone else's family. But I'm starting to wonder and sometimes think I really am falling in love with him. What should I do? -- CRUSHING IN THE MIDWEST

DEAR CRUSHING IN THE MIDWEST: Sounds great, you want to see if you can have an affair with your friend’s husband because he made you some jewelry and gifts at his senior center and asks you questions about yourself? Ever consider he may have cataracts and in his confusion thinks you are one of his nurses? When you two are finished ruining lives, families and marriages you’ll wish you stayed “an unhappily married woman” rather than stuck with a drooling geezer who forgets to take his ED meds, wears adult diapers and goes to bed at 7pm. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com