Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. IM Asnoop?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have many reasons not to trust my husband. We have been together going on six years, married for 3 1/2 of them. I recently found out he texted his ex-live-in girlfriend to wish her "Happy Birthday." When I asked him why, he said he always has done this. I don't understand the need. They don't keep in touch otherwise as far as I know. He never deletes old messages, so there's usually a trail and there really isn't one with her.

He got mad at me (as usual) and couldn't understand my point of view. I also know he has consulted a lawyer in the last few months to inquire about how our things would be divided in a case of divorce. Should I be concerned? Isn't it disrespectful for him to text his ex? -- CONFLICTED IN MAINE

DEAR CONFILICTED IN MAINE:  So your point is your snooping has uncovered that he texted an ex girlfriend happy birthday and wasn’t hiding it from you nor denying it, and to make sure nothing else was going on you snooped some more and found nothing? This definitely sounds like a you problem, and you sound like a his problem!  Rather than worry about things that aren’t actually happening maybe you should focus more on him, might I suggest a little more attention to the “Big 3 Man-Needs” you know, food, silence and sex? Trust me, blowjobs, meatloaf and shutting that fat trap of yours will be a lot better than “dividing your things” in a divorce. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com