Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give these bi-hating parents?

DEAR MIKE CARES: Three days before my daughter "Ginger's" wedding, her fiance called to announce that he could not marry her because she's bisexual. It's something he knew about for a year but waited until three days before the wedding to mention. Needless to say, my husband and I were shocked, embarrassed and devastated, especially in front or our church friends. We had gone to a wedding with Ginger and her fiance the Saturday before her wedding date, and they were excited about their own wedding, talking about the home they were building and about having a baby. By the following Wednesday, it was over! She has reimbursed us for half of our expenses for the wedding. Ginger has since been involved mostly with women who have stolen from her, treated her badly and lied to her. We no longer trust our daughter because we thought she was happily engaged, but she lied when she told us how happy she was and how great she and her fiance got along. We cannot accept the current situation, and our relationship with her is now very strained. We told her to live her life but not to bring these women around. Since then, she has chosen to stay away. We miss our daughter but are not willing to accept this behavior. We don't think Ginger is even trying to gain back our trust. Please give us your best advice. -- LOST IN LOUISIANA

DEAR LOST IN LOUISIANA: Which behavior are you not willing to accept, her bisexuality, or the fact that she won’t marry Mr. NoVagina, build a house and give you grandchildren?  Sounds like your daughter may not have been lying about her happiness, after all she didn’t call off the wedding, Mr. NoVagina did!  “We cannot accept the current situation,” what does that mean, her desire to live her own life, or her inability to accept you two self-absorbed bible thumping control freaks?  Whether your daughter prefers cock and balls, or boobs and beaver, she should not be shunned, and remember diesel dykes and lipstick lesbos can still be good mothers, probably better than the one Ginger currently has! Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com