Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bi-curious wife?

DEAR MIKE CARES: During my entire 40-year marriage, I have wondered if my husband is bisexual. He met his friend "Ernie" around the same time he met me. My husband has always had female friends as well as Ernie. When he came home late, I'd accuse him of having affairs with his female co-workers. We have stayed together, although there have been a lot of arguments. Years ago, my brother-in-law went golfing with my husband and Ernie. My brother-in-law told me my problem wasn't another woman -- it was a man. When I asked why he thought that, he said my husband and Ernie were in their own little world. He said he wasn't jealous of their friendship, but it was just his opinion. To cut to the chase, not long ago, my husband and three other friends went on a golf trip. There was a king-size bed in the master bedroom, a second bedroom with two queen-size beds, and a sofa sleeper. I asked my husband about the sleeping arrangements, and he said one slept on the couch, one in the room with two queen beds, and he and Ernie shared the king-size bed. When I asked what the other guys thought about the two of them sleeping in the same bed he yelled, "I don't care what they thought!" I said, "And it appears you don't care what your wife thinks either." My husband has always said, "There isn't another woman. You know I love you." He has always denied being bi. He makes me feel like I'm crazy. Please tell me what you think. -- FINALLY FED UP IN DELAWARE

DEAR FINALLY FED UP IN DELAWARE: I am not sure if you are jealous, just can’t stand the thought of Dirty Ernie rump wrangling your husband, or the fact that he chose cock over twat in the cheating department. I guess the good news is he never actually lied to you, he is not embracing, cuddling, or fondling another woman, just a hairy, semen slinging, ball-gargling, cock gobbling man. I think you should invite Ernie for a sleepover to see if three’s a crowd or the beginning of a tri-sexual adventure.  Bi-Bi for now. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com