Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitch wife? case of the laundry blues

DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband is an outdoor enthusiast and has a group of guys he goes hunting with every year. One of them has started coming out west to vacation at our house twice a year and now has followed us to our warm-weather winter home.

When he stays at our place, we fix all the meals and he uses our washer, dryer and detergent for several loads of laundry each time. He's a longtime friend and brings his spouse, with whom I get along well. But as time goes on, their visits are becoming more frequent and longer in length. Always being the host and entertaining makes me anxious. My husband can't seem to understand what my issue is when I try to talk with him about it, but I feel that seeing these folks a couple times a year is more than enough to keep the friendship going. How can I get my husband to understand my side without ruining the friendship? -- HOSTED OUT

DEAR HOSTED OUT: He is an invited guest at your house, and he is the reason your husband goes into the woods from time to time leaving you alone and at peace, you also get along with his wife.  Now you want to ruin that and you want your husband to understand? Why don’t you pretend you need to write a letter to the guests and see what you come up with? Ridiculous right? Now imagine if you asked your husband to write a letter: Dear Earl and Shirley, my bitch wife is fed up cooking and watching you horrible people use our laundry room!  Sorry for the bad news, but my wife says it all makes her anxious and she thinks twice a year is all she can handle. There, I wrote the letter!   In closing, I say come on by anytime and stay as long as you like, just don’t do your laundry!   Yeeeeee Haaaaaw, Your Pal, Billy Bob (and Gladys.) Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com