Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitter-Betty?

DEAR MIKE CARES I'm divorced. My ex-husband has a girlfriend and has just gotten engaged. We have two sons, 23 and 20, and they are going to their father's wedding in four months. I'm kind of annoyed that they are going, and I'm not sure what an impact this will have on my life as the "ex" or how my boys will feel. Advice? -- NEW ERA IN NEW JERSEY

DEAR NEW ERA IN NEW JERSEY: Obviously you are hurt that he is moving on with his life while you sit on your fat ass annoyed that no matter how hard you tried to poison your son’s opinion of their father they’re not convinced your ex is to blame for all of your problems. The only impact it will have on your life is your sons will realize you are still a self-centered toxic bitch with one more thing to complain about. My advice, try extinguishing your misery through God, booze, a hobby or therapy. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com