Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cock-blocking job twat?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am single, never married. A male manager at my job is divorced. After a few weeks at the job, I realized we were both single. I have been here for about a year. This manager is flirty and appears to be into me. He acts a lot like my brother-in-law, who I don't get along with, so I have tried to avoid the situation. I don't want to date anyone who reminds me of my brother-in-law. This manager complained to a second manager last month about his impression that I don't like him. I need this job because it's one of the few I have found with good health insurance. Now I have to interact with the manager in the hope that he no longer assumes I don't like him, but it's really awkward. I doubt it would go well if I point out my suspicion that this guy is into me. I suppose he might just be a flirt who hits on lots of girls or someone who doesn't realize they're flirting with their team members. What can I do? -- NEEDS THE JOB IN THE WEST

DEAR NEEDS THE JOB IN THE WEST: You don’t need to explain why you don’t want to date this Don Juan wannabe, and you certainly don’t need to worry about losing your job because he may find out that you don’t like him.  This is 2024 girlfriend, and the law’s on your side, now all you have to do is suck and fuck him like a drugged-up stripper, find a nice Jewish lawyer to sue him and the company, then just sit back sipping Kristal waiting for the cash to rain down (just like a drugged-up stripper.)  Attagirl.  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com