Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this guy who brings home the bacon and frys it up in a pan?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my current wife for 12 years after a terrible divorce. She is very kind. The problem is, I work 40 to 50 hours a week, do all the cooking, grocery shopping and about 90% of the cleaning. I have spoken several times to her about helping more around the house since she doesn't work. My wife smokes pot every day, sleeps until 3 p.m. and doesn't contribute anything beyond being nice to me, and always wanting to have sex. I come home to a trashed house and have to prepare dinner, clean up and get ready for work the next day. I may have PTSD from my first failed marriage. What can I do? I'm ready to give up and just take care of myself. -- DOESN'T WANT TO HURT ANYMORE

DEAR DOESN’T WANT TO HURT ANYMORE: So let me get this straight, for 12 years your wife has been nice to you, obviously doesn’t nag you and is a nymphomaniac and you are complaining?  If you lived alone you would still have to shop, clean and cook for yourself, so those are not valid complaints.  Finding a nice woman who doesn’t nag and wants to get laid every day is virtually impossible, the only PTSD will be from cutting this one loose. I think you should stop being a little bitch and sit back and enjoy the next 12 years of stoned-out blowjobs and catatonic smiles. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com