Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Hot for Teacher situation?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 50-year-old single mom who is extremely close with my 20-year-old daughter, who is away at college. I haven't dated for 12 years, partly because I did not want distractions from parenting. Recently, a young man has contacted me for a casual relationship. These are my issues: He's 21. My daughter would be disgusted, and I could never tell her. Six years ago, he was a student of mine. (I teach high school.) Nothing inappropriate happened when he was a student. In fact, he had such a rude attitude that I once met with his mother. I know this could never go anywhere, but I don't want anything to go anywhere. At this point in my life, I would like to date casually. He lives several hours away so we would see each other only occasionally. I'm trying to decide whether my reluctance is justified and I should decline, or if I'm taking societal ideals too personally and I should have some fun but keep this secret from my daughter. -- UNCERTAIN IN CALIFORNIA

DEAR UNCERTAIN IN CALIFORNIA: This sounds like the script to a decent porn movie, “Young, Dumb and Full of Cum” starring an aging High School teacher, her daughter, and the very, very, bad former student. PART ONE, SCENE ONE: Interior Apartment: the 21 year old stud climbs off of his former teacher to answer the door. Door swings open revealing a stunning 20 year old co-ed with huge tits trying to escape the confines of her extra small tank top (no bra.) “Who are you?” she asks, [stud just stares at tits.] SCENE TWO: Mother wrapped in a tiny towel runs into the hallway and exclaims “Honey why didn’t you call first?” she drops her towel revealing her still tight body. 21 year old stud reveals erection, both ladies look and simultaneously say “Uh-Oh looks like someone needs help!” PART TWO, SCENE ONE: Exterior, front Lawn: Daughter and 21 year old stud holding hands running toward the car.  Mother screams “come back here young man and finish your assignment”  Stud and Daughter both roll eyes and leave to lead their lives without “the disgusting teacher.”  END SCENE. ROLL CREDITS. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com