Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this live-in stalker?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My girlfriend and I broke up after six years. Both of us have children from marriages that ended seven years ago. We reached a point a year and a half ago and started looking for a house together. After realizing we couldn't afford what she wanted in a home for our blended family, our relationship became strained. The last year has been our worst. As she suffered through job loss and other outside forces affecting her mental health, I tried to offer her more support, but she felt suffocated. I am sometimes too intense trying to find solutions, even when she says she needs space. I have not kept up my end of giving her space.  We have had the best connection of our lives, so seeing her in pain has me distraught. She says she isn't able to give what I need in our relationship, while I have strived to be a good teammate in her times of need. Now she says she is done because I didn't give her space. She is the love of my life. What do I do during this crushing and devastating time of my life? -- DAZED IN NORTH CAROLINA

DEAR DAZED IN NORTH CAROLINA: You sound like an inept girly man who can’t provide for your needy and now mental patient of a wife.  You also sound like you are a half-hour away from holding her hostage. My advice is to go find some other dumb broad you can disappoint with you limp dick, small income, and clingy disposition.  Or just drink a gallon of whiskey, take her hostage, and wait for a SWAT sharpshooter to end her suffering, and the ‘best connection of your lives.”  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com