Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man-less sex problem?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married for 22 years. It was a normal relationship, and I was very happy. However, over the last 12 years, my wife has changed. There is ZERO affection, no hugging, holding hands and nothing sexual. We are like roommates. Our level of intimacy was normal for 10 years. I have suggested counseling, but she refuses. Bottom line: Should I stay, or should I go? I am 64 years old, and this is my second marriage. I don't want to start over. -- STARVED IN INDIANA

DEAR STARVED IN INDIANA: Someone call a Waaaaambulance, my wife “won’t hold my hand or hug me,” said no man ever. Very strange that for the past 12 years you didn’t notice that your wife has been opening that love canal for every Tom, Dick and maybe Harriet right under your nose.  Maybe you not noticing is the underlying problem. Either way, “ZERO” affection can easily be supplanted by buying a puppy, but the pussy strike is a real problem especially since she refuses counseling. Obviously, it’s time for side piece or a divorce. I would suggest side piece, it’s less expensive, plus, your new puppy is the perfect pussy-magnet. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com