Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this "man" of the house?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 35-year-old man in a gay relationship with my live-in boyfriend of 6 years.  We live in my house and I am the breadwinner. My boyfriend “Neal” refuses to do laundry, dishes, or clean or cook, even though he barely works.  Am I wrong to assume since he is usually home all day that he should start to contribute more? Should I ask him to move out if this continues? FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO

DEAR FRUSTRATED IN CHICAGO: Sounds like trouble in Homo City!  I think “Neal” is (not what he does) so he feels he is the “man” of the house not some housewife.  Neal is simply flexing his manly traits, things like making sure your backdoor is working and the manscaping is up to snuff.  My advice is rather than complain like the bitch we know you are why not try asserting some of what is left of your own manly traits? You should try turning over a new leaf, or in your case by simply turning Neal over. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com