Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man orrrrrrr girl? case of the leg rubber

DEAR MIKE CARES: Years ago, my spouse's friend "Valerie" invited us to lunch. I had never met her, but had previous contact with her through email. Valerie clearly did not like me. We sat over lunch for four hours, and during that time, although she sat across from me, she never looked at me, never spoke to me and never acknowledged my presence. It was humiliating and dehumanizing. Since we live in a different state, it was clear to me we would not be meeting again. Well, Valerie has now renewed contact with my spouse through letters and emails, reestablishing old ties. I have asked her to not let Valerie back into our lives. I'm upset that she has accepted contact after how Valerie treated me. My spouse hasn't addressed Valerie's behavior, and at the time of the incident, I was asked to just let it go, which I did. Now that Valerie has resurfaced, contacting only my spouse and addressing cards only to my spouse, it's clear the "game is on" once again. My spouse has not supported my feelings and refuses to acknowledge Valerie's rudeness during that luncheon visit. I do not want to be friends with this person. My spouse has made clear she intends to remain in contact with this person and is not going to bring up "old dirt" with her. Am I wrong for asking her to forgo this friendship and not let this person back into our lives? -- UNACKNOWLEDGED IN OREGON

DEAR UNACKNOWLEDGED IN OREGON: I’m a little confused, are you some weird insecure girly man, or are you and your spouse lap licking lesbos?  If you are a man then you need to step up and let your bitch wife know that Valerie was rubbing your leg under the table during lunch, cannot be trusted because she only wants to re-meet and greet your man-meat. If you are a lap licking lesbo then you need to understand that Valerie is very much interested in tongue-slurping every ounce of love juice your spouse has to offer. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com