Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Mr. Wrong wannabe?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a young gay man with a problem. I met a cute guy, "Mark," with a sweet personality, and the sex has been awesome. We spent two consecutive nights together in a hotel, but two days later he went to church, and he's now convinced that being gay is wrong. Mark still rubs my foot with his under the table while we eat and kisses me on the lips. He tells me he loves me very much, but now I'm getting mixed signals. At night on our dating app, Mark sends nudes of himself, even though he says gay sex is wrong. What should I do? -- MIXED SIGNALS IN GEORGIA

DEAR MIXED SIGNALS IN GEORGIA: The only reason a church would convince anyone that being gay is wrong is because the priests want to keep all the man-ass for themselves.  As to your butt-buddy, awesome sex, kissing you on the lips and sending you nudes can hardly be considered mixed signals, this guy is a cock yearning fruit-nut and that won’t likely change any time soon. If some degenerate “man of the cloth” convinced him that being gay is wrong, then I guess being right is for him to find a nice girl to dabble in boobies and beaver for a while. But don’t lose hope, he and his sweet personality will be on your front porch and in your back door in no time. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com