Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this note hating wife?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I've been married to my husband for 40 (long) years. Whenever I do something wrong, I get a note on the kitchen counter. This has gone on for years and years. This is the note I woke up to this morning. "Why did you leave the light on in the garage? To burn it out to see what I would do? I will do nothing except go to the garage in daylight." He always makes it seem like I purposely do things. I'm tired of being treated like this. What is his problem? -- NOTES IN THE EAST

DEAR NOTES IN THE EAST: What is his problem? Two things you need to ask yourself every day: 1) why have you not taken responsibility for your own (wrong) actions for 40 (long) years?  2) why did you leave the light on in the garage?  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com