Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this rump-wrangling handyman?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a gay man who lost my domestic partner five years ago. My neighbor is a single father of a 12-year-old son. When I first met him, he told me he once had a domestic partner. He talks openly about his personal life (he was married to a woman before living with his son's mother). He does small jobs at my house, and I have taken him and his son out to dinner. He writes messages to me about three times a week, and he told me he plans to have me to dinner soon. He treats me kindly. I think he may be interested in me, but I don't want to be presumptuous. If I'm misinterpreting the situation, I would be satisfied with being friends and good neighbors. But I would like to find out if he wants to pursue a relationship. What would you recommend I do? -- INTERESTED IN TEXAS

DEAR INTERESTED IN TEXAS: I assume domestic partner means a homo that cleans the house when not tickling your balls with his duster?  If that’s the case you need to find out whether this guy is just a nice guy or a fellow closeted member of the Lone Star ball gargling society; don’t you quifs have Gaydar that prevent you from grabbing the wrong cock in the wrong situation? If you do meet up for dinner look for signs that he may be gay and interested, maybe one on the front door that reads “please enter in rear!” Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com