Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this snore-whore?

DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my husband, "Mark," for 13 years. During this time, I have realized that marrying him was a mistake. His parents didn't have a healthy marriage, and I know he doesn't know what love is. His dad often traveled for work and kept a mistress on the side. My mother-in-law stayed in the marriage anyway.

Mark is very self-centered. I snore. When I do, my husband will wake me up either by a loud noise, plugging my nose or shaking me. He says he can't sleep when I snore. I suggested he use earbuds like he does when he listens to music. His ex-wife also said he was difficult to be married to. I am 59 and confident enough to be on my own. Your thoughts? -- READY FOR CHANGE IN MICHIGAN

DEAR READY FOR CHANGE IN MICHIGAN: So, for 13 years you’ve been married to Mark “the mistake” and the only negative examples you cite are that his father had a side piece, and his ex said he was difficult to be married to?  I would bet snoring is your best quality, so definitely move out give dating a shot. Men love aging 59-year-old hags, just don’t forget to wear a sleep apnea mask to hide your true self. Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) Email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com