Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this twisted sister?

DEAR MIKE CARES: When my sister remarried two years ago, her new husband did not want to raise her son from a previous marriage. In those two years, the boy lived with an aunt, a grandmother and an uncle. Now, he is living with me, and I plan to keep him. He is a wonderful, adorable child, and I love him. The problem is, his mother gets government benefits for this boy. She won't give up the welfare check and refuses to give me some of the money to compensate for raising him. She also claims him as a deduction on her income taxes, yet she is not supporting him at all. Should I just forget about the money and consider the boy my own, or should I try to convince my sister to take care of him? Your advice would be greatly appreciated. -- Ticked Off in Texas

DEAR TICKED OFF IN TEXAS:  I’m no lawyer, but even low life fucktards like yourselves must understand this is a human you are claiming as yours, not a three-legged cocker spaniel no one wants.  With you two clit-wits in charge this kid is almost guaranteed to grow up to be a boy banging catholic priest or a serial killer.  I think the only prudent advice I can give you is to find that silly old document stipulating who has legal custody and then seek adoption. As to your nut-job sister someone should tie her to a tree outside the nearest shelter for battered women, and if she is not battered let’s hope someone batters her.  Good Luck and Keep in Touch! Dear Mike Cares is also on X, Instagram and Facebook (whatever they are.) For more honest advice, email me your stupid questions at DearMikeCares@gmail.com