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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. IM Asnoop?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have many reasons not to trust my husband. We have been together going on six years, married for 3 1/2 of them. I...
Jun 13, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man-less sex problem?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married for 22 years. It was a normal relationship, and I was very happy. However, over the last 12 years,...
Jun 7, 20251 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this maternal cover-up artist?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My father's wife, "Carole," loves to thrift-shop. She enjoys hunting for a good deal, particularly if she can find...
May 29, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wife of a ringmaster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband asked me to go into his email inbox and settle an issue with an airline. An email popped up: "Your memories...
May 26, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mixed-messaged work place time-bomb?
DEAR MIKE CARES: There's a woman at work I am drawn to, but I'm tired of getting turned down. She's very talkative with me and asks me...
May 21, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Dr. No Thanks?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm engaged to a beautiful woman from a foreign country. She's a divorcee, and her 19-year-old son is doing well in...
May 17, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tween-weaning half mom?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My 12-year-old daughter has a girlfriend she's been "dating" for about eight months. I assume they're not sexually...
Apr 12, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. Kinda Very Attractive"
DEAR MIKE CARES: I've been with my husband for 19 years, and we have established a loving, stable relationship despite some very...
Apr 11, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this sloppy seconds seeker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my Hispanic boyfriend for 3 1/2 years. Before me, he was known for sleeping around. He has never...
Apr 9, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dateless bridal to-beast?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My fiancé and I are going back and forth about setting a date for our wedding. We have begun arguing lately about normal...
Apr 8, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this service seeking silly Sally?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I was invited to my niece's wedding, and we immediately RSVP'd "yes." I was also invited by her sister to her bridal...
Mar 24, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this husband of a Dirty Mom?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am married with two children, 6 and 4. I love them and my wife. When I met her, I knew she was a little messy. I am...
Mar 22, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wife of a robe wearing phallic-flopper?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I returned from an errand this morning, and my husband was across the street from our house wearing only a robe, naked...
Mar 12, 20251 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tricky husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My wife and I have not had sex for the last four years. I'm not a perfect husband. I have made my share of mistakes --...
Feb 19, 20251 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cockless wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband, "Leon," and I have been together for 13 years. He is bisexual with gay-leaning tendencies. I knew this when...
Feb 12, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this lunchroom stalker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I had a close friendship with a co-worker. We used to have lunch together and shared many personal and intimate stories....
Feb 6, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ties cutting wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband hates my special needs sister. He allowed her to come on one short vacation but said she was awful, annoying...
Feb 4, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mental man beater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My first marriage lasted 31 years. He was a nice man but a lousy husband. He died after a long illness. A year later, I...
Jan 24, 20252 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this master wife bater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my wife for 10 years. She is the first and only woman I have ever been with. I continue finding...
Jan 23, 20251 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this old gray mare?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and have what I consider to be a happy marriage. My question concerns...
Jan 10, 20252 min read
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