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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give these bi-hating parents?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Three days before my daughter "Ginger's" wedding, her fiance called to announce that he could not marry her because...
Aug 16, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mary Menopause?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My boyfriend is 18 years younger than I am. Our relationship hasn't been perfect, but I love him to death....
Aug 10, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bi-curious wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: During my entire 40-year marriage, I have wondered if my husband is bisexual. He met his friend "Ernie" around the same...
Aug 9, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dogged woman hater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: What is this thing about dogs? I see women on dating sites saying, "You must love my dog," and I find it really...
Aug 6, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this delusional parent?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My son married a girl from Taiwan. She's sweet but very uncultured. I have tried for more than 10 years to get along...
Aug 5, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this maybe?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I recently made plans with a friend. A couple days beforehand, when I texted her asking if we were still on, she told me...
Aug 4, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the father of the stud?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My 25-year-old son lives with his two girlfriends, who are also romantically involved with each other, one is pregnant,...
Aug 2, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this brain-dead love doll?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been in a relationship with "Ben" for 13 years, but I have been to his parents' home only twice. I really love...
Jul 31, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wicked white widow?
DEAR MIKE CARES: How do I ask my family to stop worrying about me? I was widowed three years ago after a 28-year relationship. My sisters...
Jul 30, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this snore-whore?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my husband, "Mark," for 13 years. During this time, I have realized that marrying him was a...
Jul 22, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ungrateful ball-buster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been married for 10 years, together for 12. We have no children together, but I have four from a...
Jul 20, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ball-less husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: Last week my wife and I were at a local function. During intermission, a man walked up behind my wife and placed his...
Jul 18, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this guy who brings home the bacon and frys it up in a pan?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my current wife for 12 years after a terrible divorce. She is very kind. The problem is, I work 40 to...
Jul 17, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Pushy Patty?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My parents are in their 70s. They live in a retirement community. As they have gotten older, they have become more...
Jul 12, 20241 min read
Dear Mike cares, what advice would you give this walking dead rat?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I was watching a police video on the internet, and I spotted the woman who lives in the apartment next door. I know it's...
Jul 11, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give two twats and a child?
DEAR MIKE CARES: We adopted our daughter, "Opal," at the age of 2. She is 6 now. Opal lived with us off and on as a newborn, but by age...
Jul 8, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wanna be man ?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a 29-year-old man who has been with a fantastic woman, 25, for the last year. I believe she is The One. We have...
Jul 7, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this egghausted mother of a spaz?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My son "Ethan" is a visually impaired adult with disabilities. He's articulate, down to earth and joyful to be around....
Jul 6, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this meatloaf slurping ball-buster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I met this man online a year and a half ago. We have been together ever since. There is a serious problem with him...
Jul 2, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this grieving fatty-fucker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I was married to a wonderful woman for 27 happy years until she passed last year. We did everything together. Now I feel...
Jul 1, 20242 min read
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