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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the leg sweeping paramedic
DEAR ABBY: I'm a paramedic. My wife constantly asks me to pick up additional 12 hour shifts so we have more money coming in but says she...
Dec 18, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the used gym equipment
DEAR ABBY: I've been married to the most amazing woman for 30 years. She became a personal trainer and is in incredible shape. I'm not in...
Dec 4, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the future divorce
DEAR ABBY: My best friend is getting married next year and is planning for her bachelorette party. Right now, they are looking at places...
Nov 11, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the man's second best friend
DEAR ABBY: I have been dating "Paul" for several years. He lives about an hour away, and we see each other a few weekends a month. I know...
Oct 27, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the rubber glove lover.
DEAR ABBY: I am a man in my 50s. A few months ago, I had a routine doctor's appointment, with a new primary care physician. I intended...
Oct 25, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of cock yearning rug muncher
DEAR ABBY: I'm a lesbian. My wife and I have been married for nine years, but since COVID and my mother's death, we have had problems. I...
Oct 18, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dog hating house-husband
DEAR ABBY: Ever since we first began dating, I told my wife I never wanted to own a dog. She seemed to be OK with it, but over the last...
Oct 8, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the video interruptus
DEAR ABBY: My fiance and I are engaged to be married soon, but we live (and will continue to live) in separate cities. We are in our...
Oct 7, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of going out for smokes
DEAR ABBY: My bride of two months, whom I love dearly, is very negative every time we try to make a plan. Whether it be traveling or...
Oct 6, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the facebook fucker
DEAR ABBY: Out of nowhere, my husband announced he thinks we should unfriend each other on Facebook. I got upset and told him it would...
Oct 5, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the I should have put out
DEAR ABBY: I am 36, still single and depressed about it. I recently met someone who seemed perfect. He has his own place with laundry...
Sep 29, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the twisted sister
DEAR ABBY: My mother and I are super close. I consider her my best friend. My brother, not so much. He ignores my texts and calls, and I...
Sep 28, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the elderly rump-wrangler
DEAR ABBY: I have been married to a man I'll call "Ed" for 15 years. We are seniors, but he is 17 years older than I am. I have three...
Sep 27, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dining lounge lizard
DEAR ABBY: Is there a rule of etiquette for changing seats in a bar setting? I enjoy going out to eat occasionally and, when I do, I like...
Sep 24, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the remorseful trailer trash
DEAR ABBY: My husband, "Dan," and I separated for four months. We have now reunited. However, his son "Ryan" told me he never wants to...
Sep 20, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the victimless cheater
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 18 years. It's a second marriage for both of us. He cheated on his ex with me. Soon...
Aug 30, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the cancer complainer
DEAR ABBY: My daughter married her second husband in 2004. Because I was having cancer treatments with all the side effects, I didn't go...
Aug 27, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of Mr. Boner
DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my second wife for 10 years. Most everything is fine, but we have one area of conflict. It is...
Aug 20, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the gay cover up
DEAR ABBY: I’m a gay man who has been in a relationship with “Jake” for 42 years. We have had many difficult relationship challenges, but...
Aug 19, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the pickle tickle
DEAR ABBY: I play pickleball with a nice group of people. Partners normally split after each game. One day, however, a woman told me I...
Aug 17, 20232 min read
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