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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this maternal cover-up artist?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My father's wife, "Carole," loves to thrift-shop. She enjoys hunting for a good deal, particularly if she can find...
May 292 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wife of a ringmaster?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband asked me to go into his email inbox and settle an issue with an airline. An email popped up: "Your memories...
May 262 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mixed-messaged work place time-bomb?
DEAR MIKE CARES: There's a woman at work I am drawn to, but I'm tired of getting turned down. She's very talkative with me and asks me...
May 212 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Dr. No Thanks?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm engaged to a beautiful woman from a foreign country. She's a divorcee, and her 19-year-old son is doing well in...
May 172 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tween-weaning half mom?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My 12-year-old daughter has a girlfriend she's been "dating" for about eight months. I assume they're not sexually...
Apr 122 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give Mrs. Kinda Very Attractive"
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I've been with my husband for 19 years, and we have established a loving, stable relationship despite some very...
Apr 112 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this sloppy seconds seeker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been with my Hispanic boyfriend for 3 1/2 years. Before me, he was known for sleeping around. He has never...
Apr 92 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dateless bridal to-beast?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My fiancé and I are going back and forth about setting a date for our wedding. We have begun arguing lately about normal...
Apr 82 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this service seeking silly Sally?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I was invited to my niece's wedding, and we immediately RSVP'd "yes." I was also invited by her sister to her bridal...
Mar 242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this husband of a Dirty Mom?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: I am married with two children, 6 and 4. I love them and my wife. When I met her, I knew she was a little messy. I am...
Mar 222 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this wife of a robe wearing phallic-flopper?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I returned from an errand this morning, and my husband was across the street from our house wearing only a robe, naked...
Mar 121 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tricky husband?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My wife and I have not had sex for the last four years. I'm not a perfect husband. I have made my share of mistakes --...
Feb 191 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cockless wife?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband, "Leon," and I have been together for 13 years. He is bisexual with gay-leaning tendencies. I knew this when...
Feb 122 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this lunchroom stalker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I had a close friendship with a co-worker. We used to have lunch together and shared many personal and intimate stories....
Feb 62 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this ties cutting wife?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband hates my special needs sister. He allowed her to come on one short vacation but said she was awful, annoying...
Feb 42 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this mental man beater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My first marriage lasted 31 years. He was a nice man but a lousy husband. He died after a long illness. A year later, I...
Jan 242 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this master wife bater?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married to my wife for 10 years. She is the first and only woman I have ever been with. I continue finding...
Jan 231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this old gray mare?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been together for 16 years and have what I consider to be a happy marriage. My question concerns...
Jan 102 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cock tucking man wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a gay male and have been with my husband for many years now, married six of them. Every time an issue comes up,...
Jan 71 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this great dad seeking sex-slave?
DEARÂ MIKE CARES: My husband and I will soon celebrate our 11th anniversary. Together since we were 19, we're now in our mid-30s with two...
Dec 10, 20242 min read
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