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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this blossoming twat-zilla?

DEAR MIKE CARES: My niece, who is engaged, is blossoming into a full-fledged bridezilla. She has upset her mother so deeply that she may...

Mar 1, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this question? *case of the brain-dead Zen mother

DEAR MIKE CARES: My sister has become very interested in Zen meditation. I'm afraid she has become obsessed with it. She spent a week at...

Feb 27, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Fucktard's question? *case of the tail wagging the wife

DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband and I have been together almost 20 years. I used to be happy in our relationship, but over the last year or...

Feb 26, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the holiday meal martyr.

DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married three years, and we generally trade off spending holidays with each of our families....

Feb 25, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the

DEAR ABBY: I have a friend I've known for 30 years. We have shared many good times together and feel like family. The problem is, she...

Feb 24, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the 31 states

DEAR ABBY: After 17 years of marriage, I learned, to my dismay, that when he was 22, my husband had a long-term relationship with a...

Feb 18, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the Krazy kid.

DEAR ABBY: I host holiday meals for my out-of-town family. During the last one, my cousin's 5-year-old son ran up and down the upstairs...

Feb 17, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the slipper shoppers

DEAR ABBY: I am 4'11" and wear a size 5 shoe. Yesterday, my husband and I went to a department store to buy a pair of slippers for him...

Feb 15, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the nut-job side piece

DEAR ABBY: I have been involved with a married man for the last five years. He lied to me about his status. He told me that a woman he'd...

Feb 13, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the abusive Doritos lover

DEAR ABBY: My adult son suffered a nervous breakdown a couple of years ago. Ever since, he has been blaming me for all his problems. It...

Feb 1, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the step-bully

DEAR ABBY: I recently married, and my 19-year-old son and I moved in with my new husband. My son works full time and goes to school part...

Jan 27, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the high school whore.

DEAR ABBY: After 35 years, I recently ran into my first love, "Cliff." His sister lost her son, and I went to the wake. She and I were...

Jan 16, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the chatty kathy

DEAR ABBY: I work nine hours a day in a mental health clinic talking to the clients and doing billing and collections among many other...

Jan 13, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby *case of the unfaithful fan

DEAR ABBY: Do you think Dear Mike Cares is more qualified to answer your questions, and are you jealous of his success? -TRYING TO REMAIN...

Jan 12, 20241 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the possible granny-cide

DEAR ABBY: My grandmother and I have lived together for the past 22 years. She raised me from the age of 3. We used to be best friends....

Jan 10, 202452 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the clueless johnson waver

DEAR ABBY: I am a single man in good health. I'm intelligent, friendly, funny and have been told by more than one woman that I don't look...

Jan 9, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the tool bearing fool

DEAR ABBY: My girlfriend is the loveliest, smartest, most compassionate and supportive person I know. We have been together for a year...

Jan 8, 20242 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the loyal and sloppy

DEAR ABBY: I am a 40-plus-year-old single male. I recently started hanging out with one of my friend "Tom's" ex-girlfriends. It is now...

Jan 7, 20241 min read

Top 10 things you will hear at this year's Dear Mike Cares Christmas dinner table.

10. I heard father O'Brien is embracing diversity by making the the genderfluid alter boy tickle his ballsack with his "wicked tongue."...

Dec 22, 20231 min read

Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the wandering husband

DEAR ABBY: My husband is desperate for women's attention, and I'm sure he'd cheat on me the instant he had the chance. We have been...

Dec 20, 20232 min read