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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the rubber glove lover.
DEAR ABBY: I am a man in my 50s. A few months ago, I had a routine doctor's appointment, with a new primary care physician. I intended...
Oct 25, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of cock yearning rug muncher
DEAR ABBY: I'm a lesbian. My wife and I have been married for nine years, but since COVID and my mother's death, we have had problems. I...
Oct 18, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dog hating house-husband
DEAR ABBY: Ever since we first began dating, I told my wife I never wanted to own a dog. She seemed to be OK with it, but over the last...
Oct 8, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the video interruptus
DEAR ABBY: My fiance and I are engaged to be married soon, but we live (and will continue to live) in separate cities. We are in our...
Oct 7, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of going out for smokes
DEAR ABBY: My bride of two months, whom I love dearly, is very negative every time we try to make a plan. Whether it be traveling or...
Oct 6, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the facebook fucker
DEAR ABBY: Out of nowhere, my husband announced he thinks we should unfriend each other on Facebook. I got upset and told him it would...
Oct 5, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the I should have put out
DEAR ABBY: I am 36, still single and depressed about it. I recently met someone who seemed perfect. He has his own place with laundry...
Sep 29, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the twisted sister
DEAR ABBY: My mother and I are super close. I consider her my best friend. My brother, not so much. He ignores my texts and calls, and I...
Sep 28, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the elderly rump-wrangler
DEAR ABBY: I have been married to a man I'll call "Ed" for 15 years. We are seniors, but he is 17 years older than I am. I have three...
Sep 27, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dining lounge lizard
DEAR ABBY: Is there a rule of etiquette for changing seats in a bar setting? I enjoy going out to eat occasionally and, when I do, I like...
Sep 24, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the remorseful trailer trash
DEAR ABBY: My husband, "Dan," and I separated for four months. We have now reunited. However, his son "Ryan" told me he never wants to...
Sep 20, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the victimless cheater
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I have been married for 18 years. It's a second marriage for both of us. He cheated on his ex with me. Soon...
Aug 30, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the cancer complainer
DEAR ABBY: My daughter married her second husband in 2004. Because I was having cancer treatments with all the side effects, I didn't go...
Aug 27, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of Mr. Boner
DEAR ABBY: I have been married to my second wife for 10 years. Most everything is fine, but we have one area of conflict. It is...
Aug 20, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the gay cover up
DEAR ABBY: I’m a gay man who has been in a relationship with “Jake” for 42 years. We have had many difficult relationship challenges, but...
Aug 19, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the pickle tickle
DEAR ABBY: I play pickleball with a nice group of people. Partners normally split after each game. One day, however, a woman told me I...
Aug 17, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the lesbo statue
DEAR ABBY: How do I deal with guests and friends who make unfortunate comments about personal belongings in my home? For example, I have...
Aug 12, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the state of hope
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 20-year-old female in a situationship with a 46-year-old married man. He tells me he's going to leave his wife when his...
Aug 10, 20231 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dognapping homo.
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 54-year-old gay man who has spent his life making decisions with everyone else in mind. Every decision, life choice,...
Jul 18, 20232 min read
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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? * case of the cock hungry ex
DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been together more than 20 years. Our relationship grew stale over time, and a couple of years ago, she...
Jul 12, 20232 min read
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