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Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitter-Betty?
DEAR MIKE CARES I'm divorced. My ex-husband has a girlfriend and has just gotten engaged. We have two sons, 23 and 20, and they are going...
Jun 25, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this rump-wrangling handyman?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a gay man who lost my domestic partner five years ago. My neighbor is a single father of a 12-year-old son. When I...
Jun 24, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this live-in stalker?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My girlfriend and I broke up after six years. Both of us have children from marriages that ended seven years ago. We...
Jun 21, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give this holy rolling pussy misser?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My cat recently passed away, and it has devastated me. He was my emotional support during some of the hardest times of...
Jun 20, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this pool party pooper?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have two granddaughters and four grandsons. My granddaughters, ages 19 and 20, wear thong bikinis at family swim...
Jun 19, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cock-blocking job twat?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am single, never married. A male manager at my job is divorced. After a few weeks at the job, I realized we were both...
Jun 18, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this tri-sexual pronoun lover? *case of the Sunday phone calls.
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm new to the LGBTQ+ community and finding it tough. I'm torn between living a happy life or being around my family,...
May 20, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this Enabling Enabler? *case of the colander killer.
DEAR MIKE CARES: When my husband, "Wayne," and I were dating 15 years ago, he would occasionally get angry and stalk off or bust a bag of...
May 19, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares what advice would you give Mr. Can't Pleasure?
DEAR MIKE CARES: After 10 years of being with my wife, including eight years of marriage, I accidentally discovered she was having...
May 2, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this note hating wife?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I've been married to my husband for 40 (long) years. Whenever I do something wrong, I get a note on the kitchen counter....
Apr 30, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this cry-baby mother? *case of the delusional couch potato
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been divorced for nine years. Before that I was a stay-at-home mom raising four children. I had an in-home...
Apr 25, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this "lady killer?"
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm a 68-year-old married man with no close friends. I worked for 35 years in my family-owned bar and restaurant, until...
Apr 13, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give to this "husband?" *case of the lonely girly-man.
DEAR MIKE CARES: I'm in a sexless 25-year marriage. It was not always this way, but any intimacy has been over for more than a decade. My...
Apr 11, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give to the guy who wouldn't die?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have been married for 28 years. Last year I was diagnosed with cancer. It was discovered because of a seizure I had at...
Apr 1, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the lonely sports guy? case of the NFL blues
DEAR MIKE CARES: My best friend since the 9th grade and I have always watched NFL football on Sundays. We have watched through the births...
Mar 31, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this man orrrrrrr girl? case of the leg rubber
DEAR MIKE CARES: Years ago, my spouse's friend "Valerie" invited us to lunch. I had never met her, but had previous contact with her...
Mar 30, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this 40 year old virgin?
DEAR MIKE CARES: I am a single man who recently turned 40. I am looking to find a wife who, like myself, has never been married and has...
Mar 29, 20241 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this bitch wife? case of the laundry blues
DEAR MIKE CARES: My husband is an outdoor enthusiast and has a group of guys he goes hunting with every year. One of them has started...
Mar 28, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give this dopey broad? *case of the sex lunch
DEAR MIKE CARES: I have known my husband for 10 years. We have been married for four. We love each other very much, but I did something...
Mar 12, 20242 min read
Dear Mike Cares, what advice would you give the grandma to close down the pussy palace?
DEAR MIKE CARES: My daughter and her husband have been together for 10 years, married for three of them. They have a 1-year-old daughter....
Mar 8, 20242 min read
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