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Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the lesbo statue
DEAR ABBY: How do I deal with guests and friends who make unfortunate comments about personal belongings in my home? For example, I have...
Aug 12, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the state of hope
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 20-year-old female in a situationship with a 46-year-old married man. He tells me he's going to leave his wife when his...
Aug 10, 20231 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dognapping homo.
DEAR ABBY: I'm a 54-year-old gay man who has spent his life making decisions with everyone else in mind. Every decision, life choice,...
Jul 18, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? * case of the cock hungry ex
DEAR ABBY: My wife and I have been together more than 20 years. Our relationship grew stale over time, and a couple of years ago, she...
Jul 12, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dirty wife...
DEAR ABBY: I am 45 years old, but am told I look much younger. I don’t work but keep the house in order and do most of the chores. The...
Jul 3, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the tube sniffer.
DEAR ABBY: While I work 12-hour night shifts at a hospital, my husband sometimes invites his co-workers and friends over. He likes to...
Jul 1, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the Ass-Man
DEAR ABBY: My daughter "Lia" and her husband, "Jerry," visited his mother and stepdad, "Gil," a few months ago. Gil gave Lia an...
Jul 1, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the dinosaur father in law
DEAR ABBY: Our son and his wife were visiting with us in our living room. While we were talking, his wife picked up her cellphone and...
Jun 18, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the invisible unicorn
DEAR ABBY: I am struggling with an invisible illness and losing patience with friends, family and acquaintances. I'm working with doctors...
Jun 9, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the oral granny
DEAR ABBY: My husband and I are in our early 70s. We have been married seven years. I was celibate before we met and thrilled to have a...
Jun 7, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the factory birthday mishap
DEAR ABBY: Throughout the year, the department in which I work recognizes each employee's birthday with a cake -- except me. I have...
Jun 6, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the nosy office hag
DEAR ABBY: A guy at work, "Leon," is my age, very friendly and down-to-earth. When we've worked together, we have had great...
Jun 5, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *case of the semen pollinator
DEAR ABBY: My daughter and her fiance are intelligent, successful professionals in their early 30s. Her fiance just informed her he was a...
Apr 30, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Prudence? *case of the queer beer.
Dear Prudence, How do you grieve the person you thought someone was? I’m a bi woman, and I dated “Theo,” a straight man, for the past...
Apr 10, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Prudence? *case of the icing on the cake
Dear Prudence, Four years ago, my sweet and loving husband, the awesome father of our three children, was struck down by brain cancer and...
Mar 28, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Prudence? *case of the devil-daughter.
Dear Prudence, We recently went to a clinical psychologist to help save our family. We were worried about our daughter, and she asked for...
Mar 25, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby" *case of the sexting wife slut
DEAR ABBY: I found out today that my wife was sexting with a man in another state. His girlfriend sent me a message, which included a...
Mar 8, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? *the case of the nutty cheerleader
DEAR ABBY: Recently I have found myself in a difficult spot. My whole life I dreamed about marrying a college football player and, for...
Mar 7, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? **case of the flat Xbox ass
EAR ABBY: I am in love with my best friend, "Mitch." He's a father of three great girls. He works hard but can't handle his finances. His...
Mar 1, 20232 min read
Dear Mike Cares, how would you answer this Dear Abby? **case of the lost testicles
DEAR ABBY: A few years ago, my husband, unhappy in his job, decided he wanted to be a real estate agent. He quit his job to do full-time...
Feb 20, 20232 min read
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